'MURICA! Local Man in Coma After Eating 413 Red Lobster Biscuits

Looks like a McDouble to me.

Looks like a McDouble to me.

That would be clever… except this Venn diagram says that there are 3 days in May that are both too damn hot AND too damn cold.

That would be clever… except this Venn diagram says that there are 3 days in May that are both too damn hot AND too damn cold.

It continues to amaze me that Republicans elect the people that they do. For fuck’s sake…

Welcome to the Bible Belt…

Welcome to the Bible Belt…

Thanks for the heads up, Pat!

Thanks for the heads up, Pat!

Touché.

Touché.

Yeah, funny how rarely those two things go hand-in-hand.

Yeah, funny how rarely those two things go hand-in-hand.